Day #867

3:08 PM: There was a loud crash on the other side of the wall…

Grace: Oh, shit.

Phyllis: Are you going to share that with us?

Grace: If you want some of my collection of pennies, you can have it.

Phyllis: Oh, I thought maybe it was M&M’s or something!

Dafuq?

Grace: Nope. It was just my collection of change. I’m trying to pick out the quarters to get a Diet Coke.

Carson Kressley: You know, that sounded like a big spill, but it was probably only like 23 cents.

Grace: It probably wasn’t even that. Maybe half.

Half? I’d like to know what 11.5 cents looks like.

 

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