Day #721

8:57 AM: Carson Kressley just walked in, gave a side eye to Grace’s desk and started talking…

Carson Kressley: Are you bartending for us today Grace?

Grace: Huh?

Carson Kressley: Are you bartending for us?

Grace: What do you mean?

Carson Kressley: You have a bottle of club soda over here on your desk.

Grace: Oh! Haha.

Carson Kressley: I’ll bring the gin

Phyllis: I’ll bring the limes! Other people in the office will be looking over here and saying “Wow, their team is so jovial!”


10:08 AM: I was chatting with Roseanne Barr when Wanda Sykes came up behind me and whispered, “I’m so cold my booty cheeks cold.” She was wearing a blanket over her shoulders.

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