8:45 AM: Our baseball team has advanced to the playoffs, so staff are allowed to wear “jerseys, T-shirts, hats, etc.” Phil Dunphy’s Lame Cousin loves when Casual Friday rules are relaxed, so he is all decked out in his gear.
10:55 AM: The number of times that Phyllis and Mrs. O’Leary stand up and leave their desks every day is staggering. I need to count them up one day. Phyllis constantly complains about being too busy, but maybe if she sat her ass down for more than five minutes at a time, she’d be able to get some work done.
12:03 PM: I’m looking for a file that Grace saved to a shared drive. She saves one of these files three times a week and the naming convention is always “Media Coverage,” followed by the date. I searched for it for 3 minutes in the various places that she saves these files incorrectly. I finally found it when I realized it was spelled “Medais Coverage.”